All I Want for Christmas

Here’s the column I’m sending out for December……..Dan

When I was a kid, we had an album (remember records on vinyl?) that had a bunch of Christmas songs for kids. The song I remember most goes:

All I want for Christmas is my two front teeth,
My two front teeth, my two front teeth.

Gee, if I could only have my two front teeth,
Then I could wish you Merry Chrith-math (sang with a lisp).

Seeing as how I’ve had my two front teeth for nearly 50 years now, and I pretty much have everything I want, I got to thinking about what I want for ham radio for Christmas this year. Here’s what I’ve come up with so far. In no particular order, I want:

  • the median age for ham radio operators to actually decrease this year. This means not only recruiting kids, but also younger adults.
  • the pessimists who are continually talking down ham radio to find new joy in the hobby and begin working to make it great.
  • the FCC to appoint someone as effective as Riley Hollingsworth to take over as the enforcer of the amateur radio service regulations.
  • the FCC to pay a little more attention to amateur radio regulations and not treat them as an afterthought.
  • the silliness on 75m phone and 14.275 MHz to go QRT.
  • the ARRL to work harder on making itself truly the “national association for amateur radio” and on increasing the percentage of licensed hams that are ARRL members.
  • to be able to brag about all of ham radio’s “purposes,” not only providing emergency and public service communications. According to Part 97, these are:
    • advancing the state of the radio art;
    • improving our technical and operating skills;
    • expanding the number of trained operators, technicians, and electronics experts; and
    • enhancing international goodwill.
  • ham radio clubs to grow and thrive even in these tough economic times.

When I asked this question on Twitter, I got a couple of answers that were versions of a couple of wishes above, but I also got a few more:

  • WORMT wants “all of us to get on the air more and act as good ambassadors for the hobby,” and
  • NT7S wants the hearts of ham grinches to grow a couple of sizes.
  • N1WBV wants redesigns for most ham radio websites.

Sounds good to me. Happy New Year!
When not waiting for Santa to decided if he’s been naughty or nice, Dan, KB6NU, teaches ham classes and blogs about ham radio (

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