Andre, N4ICK, posted this to the AMRAD mailing list. It’s just too juicy to pass up:
New in Nice: repair of your PC by telepathy
Authentic Voodoo magician, this sorcerer, known the world-over, will repair your PC by means of telepathy, so that you won’t have to come to him.
His power is such that he will be able to fix defective sectors of your hard-disk.
He also remotely treats cancer, male erection problems, and he will make your (female) neighbor in love with you.
Payment in advance, € 100 Results are guaranteed.
Telephone 04 13 73 66
I wonder if he also repairs Heathkits.